To the bank teller:

Sorry for weeping at the teller station this afternoon.  Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.

And to me: constantly refreshing the Droid listing on eBay will not make the bidding reach the reserve amount any faster.  Not quite there... but there are still six days to go on the listing, so with any luck someone will bid it up a few dozen dollars more and it'll sell, along with the accessories Jerry bought to go with it.  I've listed it as a charity auction, and have earmarked 10% of the selling price, if it sells, for Stand Up To Cancer.